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If you ever feel in need of a reminder of just how good modern sports cars
are, I can think of nothing more likely to provide it than a couple of hours
at the helm of a Morgan Roadster. It may have a new name and engine, but the
guts of the car — its steel chassis, wooden frame and live rear axle — have
not changed significantly in half a century.
Compared with any Porsche, BMW, Lotus or TVR you might buy for similar money,
the Roadster is almost comically incompetent. The brakes are poor — they
have no antilock system and lock up far too easily in the wet — ride quality
is best not talked about, and levels of grip are inconsistent. It is
maddeningly uncomfortable, slightly frightening if you push it hard and,
although no slouch, point to point it really is not that quick.
To make matters worse, this car exists to replace the Plus Eight, a machine
beloved of thousands since it came to market in 1969 with a beautifully
burbling 3.5 litre Rover V8 engine beneath its bonnet. The new engine is a 3
litre V6 Ford unit more usually found under the bonnet of the Mondeo ST220.
Installed in the Morgan it sounds distinctly flatulent. Anyone looking for a
true rival to any of the above-named marques would be an idiot even to look
at one, let alone part with £35,231 for the dubious pleasure of its company.
Which is why I’m still wondering why I quite liked it. And my conclusion is
that I love old cars, not for reasons of mawkish sentimentality, but simply
because they give you something to do. A new Porsche 911 is an astonishingly
capable car, but threading your trolley past the fruit and veg at Tesco on
Saturday morning offers a greater test of your driving skills. By contrast,
drive a 40-year-old 911 hard cross country and, unless your concentration is
total from the start, there’s a reasonable chance you won’t even make it.
And that’s what I call a challenge.
Most will see the current level of refinement as a good thing, and I’d not
deny it. But until you have experienced the level of driver involvement
required simply to keep an old crock on the road when you’re in a hurry, you
will remain a stranger to one very real form of driving pleasure.
It’s born of the knowledge that you, the driver, really are making a
difference. By driving smoothly, thinking ahead and understanding the many
faults and idiosyncrasies of your car, you can go faster, stay safer and at
journey’s end experience a sense of pride you’ll not find in any modern car
that does it all for you.
The problem is that old cars are slow and prone to leaving you on first-name
terms with the man from the AA. The Roadster’s proposition is to package all
the old-style thrills into a perfectly reliable, beautifully built and
really rather quick car.
And it just about pulls it off. The V6 may sound less distinguished than the
previous V8, but it has brought a new level of performance: 0-60mph in
4.9sec and a top speed of 135mph. In this it is a joy to drive, but in other
respects, and by modern standards, it’s tricky in the extreme.
The suspension feels as primitive as ever, but once you’ve plucked up the
courage to find out what happens when you tread too hard on the throttle in
a tight turn, you discover it reacts in a faithful and entertaining way — so
long as you’re not travelling too fast in the first place. This is a car for
which the phrase “slow in, fast out” could have been coined.
Of course most Roadster owners wouldn’t dream of driving their Morgan so
energetically. What they’re after is a magnificent down-the-bonnet view,
body panels not mechanically pressed from steel but bashed from aluminium by
a man with a hammer, a white coat and pencils behind his ears. They want a
small steering wheel with three drilled alloy spokes and a bank of old-style
instruments. And they want it from a company that has been building cars in
the same place and in the same way for the thick end of a century.
And that’s what makes Morgan unique. The Roadster is not a pastiche of an old
car, nor even a lovingly re-created replica, for that would suggest not only
a lack of continuity but also a behind-the-scenes modernity it simply does
not possess. Like every other Morgan, it is built entirely by hand in a
factory that first started producing Morgans in 1910.
Go there and it is like a time warp — a world of chisels, planes and lathes
where cars are lovingly created by the hands of craftsmen, not expertly
assembled by the mechanical arms of robots.
I came away from my morning in the Roadster slightly dazed — it had been a
long time since I’d driven a car so startlingly easy to criticise.
But as I drove home in my modern tin box, I could not deny that I had enjoyed
myself and now, a couple of weeks and lot of Christmas cheer later, I still
find myself smiling at the memory.
For all its faults, it made me feel good. It indulged and involved me in a way
few modern cars could, and while the fun it provided was slightly perverse
and mildly masochistic, fun it undoubtedly was. Put it this way: I don’t
want one even a tiny bit, but I understand entirely why someone might. Which
is a more than I can say about a lot of the cars that I drive.
Vital statistics
Model Morgan Roadster
Price £35,231
Engine type Six-cylinder, 2967cc
Power/torque 223bhp @ 6150rpm, 206 lb ft @ 4900rpm
Transmission Five-speed manual
Fuel/CO2 28.mpg (combined) / 232g/km
Performance 0-60mph: 4.9sec / Top speed: 135mph
Verdict An effective, comprehensive update
Rating 3/5
The opposition
Model TVR Tamora, £36,698
For Huge performance for the money, characterful
Against Not exactly attractive, handling slightly crude
Model Porsche Boxster S, £38,720
For Very capable in all conditions, easy to drive very fast
Against The looks have failed to evolve with the car
When I was younger I built a Lotus 7 copy. In most senses it was dreadful; slow, appalling handling in the wet, slow, uncomfortable and slow...BUT...taking it for a sunday morning blast with bugs spattering onto my face, loads of wonderful noise, vibration, a staggering sense of speed (at only 60!) it was a wonderful narcotic. No modern sports car can't get near this brilliant sensation except perhaps...the Morgan. I mean it! My wife's modern roadster with all windows down and doing 80 is frustratingly tame! To compare modern sports cars to a Morgan misses the point. Morgans, like my 7 are not a means of transport, they are a drug delivery system. It's about a sensation and that's all. The sound is very important as is the vibration and discomfort, which makes me wonder why the Ford engine? A great engine which sounds wonderful when thrashed in a modern car but in a Morgan? Hm, are they beginning to miss the point? Sad fact is that I NEED an old Morgan. Thank you JC for reminding me.
David Holland, Twinstead, Essex
There are two Morgans on this island a red 1930's or 40's one that's sitting in a garage awaiting restoration and a green 1980's 4/4 that belongs to an architect. These cars have more character in their headlamps than many pricier exotics have in their entire bodies.
Cameron Gill, Basseterre, St.Kitts-Nevis