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Jeremy Clarkson

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

The ZR1 has a supercharged V8 that manages to be both docile and extraordinarily savage all at the same time. Out of nowhere, this is my car of the year, says Jeremy Clarkson

BMW 330d M Sport

In many ways this is a perfect car, but it is the little things that spoil it, says Jeremy Clarkson

Volvo XC60

The best thing about this car is how it makes you feel. It makes you feel really middle class, says Clarkson

Clarkson's cars of 2008. Jeremy Clarkson picks the best and worst cars of the year
Vauxhall Insignia

Vauxhall Insignia 2.8 V6

Vauxhall has stopped making the boring Vectra. In its place stands the new Insignia, says Clarkson

Ford Fiesta

Ford Fiesta Titanium 1.6

It’s a mind-blowing car. It’s sensible. It’s well priced. But most important of all, it’s fun, says Jeremy Clarkson

Infiniti FX50S

It looks like Jabba the Hutt. And from there on, things get worse, says Jeremy Clarkson

Audi RS6 Avant

To make a car as big as this handle so well is astonishing. But in most other ways the RS6 is fairly terrible

Robbed in the nightmare zone. The creator of TV?s Grumpy Old Men rages at the congestion charge
Racing Green Jaguar

Racing Green Jag XKR 475

Adding some of the extras is a bit like nailing a plank of wood to Keira Knightley’s face, says Clarkson

Alfa Romeo Brera S 3.2 JTS V6

Alfa Romeo Brera S

This car, then, is a bit like having a very beautiful but bonkers girlfriend. You’ll know why you got involved, but equally you’ll know that the relationship can never last, says Clarkson

Renault Twingo Renaultsport

The frontal styling hints that if it were in a fight with Alien and Predator it might just emerge victorious

Vespa GTV Navy 125

I like the idea of a bike that has no crossbar, because you can simply walk up to it and sit down. Useful if you are Scottish and go about your daily business in a skirt, says Jeremy Clarkson

Clarkson's greatest hits. Jeremy Clarkson looks back on the 25 best, fastest and most exciting cars he has driven in the past five years
Cadillac CTS-V

Cadillac CTS-V

The Cadillac accelerates with a verve that truly leaves you breathless, says Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson driving the 2008 / 09 Chrysler Sebring Convertible

Chrysler Sebring Cabriolet

A Sebring can do nothing well. It is almost certainly the worst car in the entire world, says Clarkson

Lambo Gallardo LP560-4

This snarling supercar arrives in a cacophony of exhaust noises, slightly before it sets off

Volkswagen Scirocco

The Scirocco is like an old girlfriend you meet on Friends Reunited, says Jeremy Clarkson

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Ring a ring o’ clipboards – we all fall down

Mistakes will still be made, which is fine if you are a shelf-stacker. But not if you are a social worker

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Save the high street – ditch bad service and ugly sales girls

Pretty girls cost the same to employ as ugly ones. Nobody likes to be served by a boot-faced crow

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Ambulance, quick - some idiot’s had a brainwave

One of the reasons more people need an ambulance is because of politically motivated weather forecasting

The BBC’s letting loonies gag me with mink knickers

I have to tell two people what I’m planning on saying. If I don’t, I am summarily dismissed

Sorry, worms, you won’t be getting a piece of me

Seriously, you’re never going to pull an angel if you look like the contents of a Hoover bag

I’m a Tigger, he’s a Piglet, and you must be a Pooh

Think of anyone you know and they’ll slot neatly into one of the characters from Winnie-the-Pooh

The daddy of all idiots at your child’s sports day

I’ve just returned from watching my son play rugby and it seems that absolutely no dad in Britain can do this properly

Into the breach, normal people, and sod the polar bears

When Donald Trump has finished his awful golf course, Scotland will look even more stupid than his hair

Wake up and smell the coffee – tea is for morons

The most popular tea is the sort favoured by workmen. They like it because it takes an age to make

Take in a prisoner as a lodger

Send me the chap from AIG who took my money and see how he likes being in my spare room for a year or two

Ditch the laptop and suit if you wanna stay alive, Mr Corporate

When you’re in the business lounge, do not drink orange juice. Have a beer or wine. Nobody likes a teetotaller

Play it my way, kids, and you’ll save rock’n’roll

The London Symphony Orchestra is a tribute band. It simply turns up and plays music written by someone else

Fingers on buzzers, you bunch of ignorant twerps

Quiz shows should be designed to humiliate the stupid. There must be debates on Ibsen in Coronation Street

Don’t let banks lose your money – do it yourself

I don’t give a shit about an orderly fashion, any more than a man in the trenches wants to look smart while running for his life

Hey, let’s live fast and die when ministers tell us to

I hate the uncertainty. I hate the idea that later I might sit on the suction pump in my swimming pool and have my intestinal tract pulled clean out...

Miss Street-Porter, I have a job for you in Cambodia

Others would say that we have enough problems on our own shores without getting all teary over the children of Mr Pot. I disagree

Peep in my wife’s knicker drawer and see what you get

If a prime minister can’t keep his pecker in his trousers, then how do we know he can’t keep his fingers off the button that fires the...

By ’eck, our funny accents are the envy of the world

In Britain you can drive for just one day and each time you stop for petrol, the cashier will sound different

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